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Monday, 10 August 2009

  • In Other News

    This is me with CHR1S, the lead singer from Erase The Virus.

    OPZ1

  • Visiting My Home

    I was in Hermosa Beach attending the AVP volleyball tournament. I was remarking to my friends how out of shape I was compared to everyone else there. I was remembering that I used to be in really good shape and that i felt odd wearing a polo shirt at the beach. I noticed that no girls were paying attention to me. I felt like wtf am I doing here? I didn't fit in anymore. I felt the pressure again. The pressure that I escaped from in TX. The pressure to look good at all times, buy expensive clothes and work out everyday. I don't mind it, because I needed to start working out again anyway, but I just feel so out of shape. I seem to be coming up with stupid excuses not to work out. So, tomorrow, I will work out. For real. And get back into some sort of routine. I don't like the pressure because it makes me feel so low, but I'm also very competitive and it helps give me the motivation I need. The motivation to be better that someone else. Here are some old pictures of when I used to be in shape. I'm putting them up to motivate myself.

    OLD1

    OLD2

     

Wednesday, 05 August 2009

  • Comicon 2009 Hottest Cosplay

    After viewing thousands of pictures from comicon '09 in San Diego, I've narrowed it down to my three favorite hotties. One in particular stole the show as far a cosplay and hotness. That goes to Jessica Nigri, a now 20 year old  5' 7" female that lives in AZ, (happy birthday btw. Her birthday was today). Her Pikachu costume is what got her all of the fame, but personally, I liked her Rikku outfit from Final Fantasy. Unfortunately there are not any good pics of that Rikku costume,  but KassemG ran into her here at 3:40. Holy Crap! She is so damn fine. And nice and smart? wtf? Also, that video by KassemG is very funny especially the drunken fat lady. After comicon she has turned into an internet sensation and launched her modeling career. She's now on the watch list on Playboy and also in Maxim. So, to all you ladies out there that think "education" is so boss, well this just goes to show that all you need to do is work out and run around half naked and someone is bound to offer you a job.

    So enough about the near underage super hottie who is also the same age as my younger sister which makes me feel just a little bit creeped out.

    Coming in at First Place on the I wanna do you scale, Belle! If I have to tell you which animated motion picture she's from...kill yourself.

    hotbelle bellebeaver

    Obviously a win. She's truly beautiful and is not just putting it all out there. That sort of modesty is hard to find, but really nice when you do. Belle was the quintessential hot smart nerd, which I have a big thing for. (I wish I was that fan)

    Second Place is the Pikachu.

    jess2 jess nigri

    She is in Shape and so fine right now.

    Third is Dr. Mrs. The Monarch! This is a character from the animated series on Adult Swim, The Venture Brothers. I have a huge thing for Dr. Mrs. The Monarch, formerly Dr. Girlfriend. I'm so glad that someone did her. She is probably my ultimate wish if I could make one character exist in real life. The fact that she is smart and cunning and hot just does it for me. The fact that she has a interesting voice doesn't really bother me.

    drmrsthemonarch

    GO NERDS!

     

Tuesday, 04 August 2009

  • Dick Sucking

    Today I was on the phone with my best bud and he was telling me about the AA meetings he wants to take me to. I of course informed him that I only wanted to go to AA meetings with hot chicks in them. He said oh, yeah we're going to one, but those bitches, they're crazy. They'll eat you alive. I said," well as long as they eat me dick first I'll be fine."

    Today in Chem we were talking about Avogadro's Law and an example was blowing into a balloon and saying how the molecules were equal as long as they were under the same temperature and pressure

     pV = n R T (ideal gas law) A good way to remember it is to use the word pervert.

    Well I went dirty. I was hoping that the girl next to me would raise my T increase the p (around my D) and lower my V and n while R remained constant, increasing my thermal kinetic energy.

    pure sex.

Sunday, 19 July 2009

  • Bartending

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    Today I got to make a couple of my signature drinks for some clientele today. I made my signature classic, The Original Chocolate Martini, and my newest creation, the Caribbean Seashell.

    The Martini is always a hit with people. They love it. Not only for it's intense and unique flavors, but also because of the history the drinks holds. I tell the story of how it came to be as I make it.

    The Caribbean Seashell. This drink is for women, but every man has wanted one after a taste. To the nose it smells distinctly of coconut and pineapple and citrus. This is what I remember the beaches at St. Thomas Island smelling like when I was there. Just the aromas bring back fond memories of skin diving in crystal clear water and the feeling of adventure and relaxation all at you fingertips. The taste is sure to make you let go of your troubles and let them get washed away with the incoming tide. This is my secret recipe. And it's amazing.

    In a Hurricane Glass:

    Fill with ice.

    Add :

    1oz Superior Rum

    .5oz Malibu Caribbean Coconut Rum

    Fill 1/3 cran 1/3 PJ and 1/3 Sprite

    Garnish with a lime!

    I was also asked to make a Martini from the FireFly Sweet Tea Vodka. The person who ordered it said it was really good, however, I did not taste it, but I'll put up what I did for your own enjoyment.

    In a shaker tin add:

    1 1/2 oz FireFly

    .5 oz Citrus vodka

    shake and strain into a chilled martini glass. Rim with lemon juice and garnish with a lemon wedge or twist.

     

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